“[The Constitution] isn’t a living document! It’s dead. Dead, dead, dead!” – Antonin Scalia Less than 24 hours after the United States learned that Justice Antonin Scalia passed away in a luxury ranch in West…
TIL: I found out that President Obama jammed to "Turn My Swag On" Monday morning in the White House after addressing the nation that previous night and informing them that Osama bin Laden had expired.
Instead of singing the original chorus though, he instituted some creative freedom and said, "Hopped up out of bed // Turn my swag on // Took a look in the mirror said What’s up? (What’s up) /// Yeah!, I’m getting reelected (ohh) // I send the Navy Seals and jammed to this theme song // Now it is time to turn it up // Yeah, yeah Obama tell them // I got a question; Why the GOP hating on me? // I got a question; Why the GOP hating on me? // I did not do anything to them but send the Navy Seals to kill Osama! // Yeah! I’m getting reelected!
On May 1, 2011, President Obama addressed the United States and the world to inform them that Osama bin Laden had been killed.
I promise you will laugh for eighteen minutes. This video is well worth watching in its entirety.