Dear Bill White,
You have asked me to answer the question, “How can I best serve you?” in 250 words or less.
Without going into a tangent and exhausting my already valuable word count … shoot only 213 words left … I will lay my case why you should run for Governor of Texas.
But, first … let me reprimand you for last week’s actions. After Tom decided to step down and you called up an impromptu press conference only to state you would entertain the idea of changing races … you gave me the equivalent of political blue balls.
Like a hott girl that knows she is hott … you want to be asked out on a date … well damn you I would oblige.
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