An Open Letter to Bill White

Dear Bill White,

You have asked me to answer the question, “How can I best serve you?” in 250 words or less.

Without going into a tangent and exhausting my already valuable word count … shoot only 213 words left … I will lay my case why you should run for Governor of Texas.

But, first … let me reprimand you for last week’s actions. After Tom decided to step down and you called up an impromptu press conference only to state you would entertain the idea of changing races … you gave me the equivalent of political blue balls.

Like a hott girl that knows she is hott … you want to be asked out on a date … well damn you I would oblige.

Sir, please accept my thanks for making Houston an even better place than when I left it that summer in 2003 as I packed my bags and headed off to college.

At the tender age of 18 … I voted for you via an absentee ballot and continued to vote for you until you became term-limited.

We both bleed burnt orange … and if that is not enough to compel you to run … I don’t know what will.

The truth is … Harris County is behind you and so is the Democratic Party. There’s nothing I would rather see than King Rick Perry dethroned.

Are you up to the challenge? … Because I am … so let’s rock and roll!

Best,
David Ortez